Why I Love Winter in Maine

It's winter in the state of Maine
And the gentle breezes blow,
Seventy miles an hour,
at fifty-two below.
Oh, how I love the state of Maine
When the snow's up to your butt.
You take a breath of winter air
And your nose, it freezes shut.
Yes, the weather here is wonderful,
So I guess I'll hang around.
I could never leave the state of Maine
'Cause I'm frozen to the ground!!!