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    Default Maine Temperature Conversion Chart

    Maine Temperature Conversion Chart

    60 above zero
    New Yorkers try to turn on the heat....
    People in Maine plant gardens.

    50 above zero
    Californians shiver uncontrollably.......
    People in Maine sunbathe.

    40 above
    Italian cars won't start.....
    People in Maine drive with the windows down.

    32 above
    Distilled water freezes.....
    Moosehead Lak's water gets thicker (for non-Mainers, this is a lake in Maine)

    20 above
    Floridians wear coats, gloves and woolly hats.....
    People in Maine throw on a sweatshirt.

    15 above
    New York landlords finally turn up the heat....
    People in Maine have the last cook-out before it gets cold.

    zero degrees
    People in Miami cease to exist....
    Mainers lick the flagpole.

    -20 below
    Californians fly away to Mexico....
    People in Maine get out their winter coats.

    -40 below
    Hollywood disintergrates.....
    The girl scouts in Maine begin selling cookies door to door.

    -60 below
    Polar bears begin to evacuate Antarctica
    Maine's Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.

    -80 below
    Mt. St. Helen's freezes...
    People in Maine to ice skating or skiing.

    -100 below
    Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.....
    Maine-iacs get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.

    -297 below
    Microbial life survives on dairy products....
    Cows in Maine complain of farmers with cold hands.

    -460 below
    ALL atomic motion stops.....
    People in Maine start saying..."Cold 'nuff for ya?"

    -500 below
    Hell freezes over......
    The New England Patriots win the Super Bowl!




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    You all about Maine posts... hmm lets do some french canadian posts!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Starzz
    Maine Temperature Conversion Chart


    -500 below
    Hell freezes over......
    The New England Patriots win the Super Bowl!



    Actually, that last line should be "Boston Red Sox win the World Series". But being Canadian, you wouldn't know that! LOL!

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    When a Canadian thinks of Hell..he wonders what the heating bill must be.

    In Canada they have two Seasons...six months of winter and six months of poor snowmobiling.
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    Default Maine Temperature conversion chart

    I love the cold its money in the bank. I love riding by someones house and seeing the oil furance kick in, god I love the smell of money

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