A South American scientist from Argentina, after a lengthy study, has discovered that people withinsufficient sexual activity read their e-mail with their hand on the mouse.
Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late...............
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A South American scientist from Argentina, after a lengthy study, has discovered that people withinsufficient sexual activity read their e-mail with their hand on the mouse.
Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late...............
Actually, we see more and more of this "scientific proof" all the time. What is not said is that people with "sufficient" sexual activity also read their e-mail with their hand on the mouse!Originally Posted by Starzz
(Actually, I read my email on the laptop, using the touch-pad, so where does that leave me???)
usuallly when im on the computer ive had too much to drink... so what does it say about leaning on the mouse???
Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box.
If you've had too much to drink, you're probably not getting any "sexual activity" regardless of the mouse! LOL!Originally Posted by Hiram357
haha, well, no, that goes for about every night, wether ive been drinking or not... at least the mouse is a good companion....Originally Posted by WhereRWe?
Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box.
You need a cat. It doesn't help your "sexual activity", but a cat is a heck of a friend - and a great listener, too.Originally Posted by Hiram357
nah, i'g get like a black lab or somethin like that, cuz labs love beer, at least every lab i've ever known loved to drink it (and thats about 5 total) My dad had a black lab, and she could actually bark "budweiser" and when she wanted a drink of my dads beer she would sit in front of him and bark " Bud Light"Originally Posted by WhereRWe?
Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box.
Bud light??? I just finished my first batch of homebrew. I call it "Drbugman's Windshield Splat Brown Ale." It needs another week to fully carbonate and another few weeks to age properly but it tastes pretty good so far.