Are you being unreasonable?
Originally Posted by Hiram357
Skip the Bob Dylan. Instead do the following.
Put on a CD or multiple CDs with the following musical "artists."
1. Barney the Purple Dinosaur of "I Love You" fame
2. Yanni . . . anything by him or the pan flute guy
3. The Best of HeeHaw CD
4. The Worse of American Idol
5. Any rap
Proceed to turn up CD player volume past "uncomfortably loud" levels to the "it's so loud my ears are now bleeding" level. Push play button. Leave house.
If police later show up inform them that you must have accidentally set the "automatic play timing button."
Of course you could also decide to start up some new hobbies . . . such as forming your very own garage band and practicing at 2 a.m., trying out yodeling or start watching the opera.
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but the realization that there is something more important than fear."
"Death is only one of many ways to die."