Originally Posted by
dubord207
Here's how I might phrase a letter: Dear Mr or Mrs. jtnewman Re:dave1976 vs.jtnewman et als My office has been retained to take whatever legal action may be necessary to recover from you a certain TB , aka as a "Travel Bug" among reputable cachers, said TB that you have wilfully, wantonly, maliciously, intentionally and unlawfully converted to your own use all in violation of United States Caching rule 46, Section IV, subpart 3(B). The rule states, inter alia (in part) that TB's kept for more than 14 days without written or e-mail contact with the lawful owner can result in an award of damages and country wide humiliation from other cachers. As a result of your wrongful act, my client has suffered extreme emotion distress, lost sleep, loss of sense of humor and has reported excessive DNF's lately all occasioned by your unfortunate decision to kidnap this TB. If the TB isn't placed in a new cache within 48 hours of receipt of this letter, we will commence suit against you without furthur notice. Additionally, I have this date authorized representatives of the Maine caching community to travel to your area and hunt you and the book down. You don't know who you're messing with. boy!!! I know Joe Bornstein and we mean BUSINESS!!!!!!
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