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Thread: Breaking news: Guiness factory burns down!

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    Default Breaking news: Guiness factory burns down!

    Bad news from Ireland. The Guiness brewery was destroyed in a huge fire last night. The Geocaching Maine Board needs to activate the Rapid Response and Crisis Team and get to Hiram as soon as possible so he doesn't harm himself when he hears this devastating news. With very limited supplies of Guiness worldwide, the cost per bottle will soon be about $33.00 per bottle!

    Maybe our government can use some TARP money to build a new factory here in Maine! Jobs, more beer, I think that's what the Pols call a "win-win" situation.
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    Default Cruelty

    dubord, it's so cruel of you to post that before you're sure Hiram has been notified by proper authorities. What if the poor man was alone with his last bottle of Guinness in his hand when he read your post? He could have been devastated. Poor man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by justkev View Post
    dubord, it's so cruel of you to post that before you're sure hiram has been notified by proper authorities. What if the poor man was alone with his last bottle of guinness in his hand when he read your post? He could have been devastated. Poor man.:d
    Do you think it would taste better if we moved the brewery to Maine and added Moxie to the mix?
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    Default I don't believe so....

    Quote Originally Posted by fins2right View Post
    Do you think it would taste better if we moved the brewery to Maine and added Moxie to the mix?
    no!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Default Hiram

    I hope he doesn't go over to the dark side and start drinking Colt 45 or Haffenrecker Private Stock. Last time I drank Colt I saw God!
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    After pouring over every peice of news I could find, it appears that the fire did not totally destroy the place and the world will continue to turn....

    http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Gui...scue_Operation_

    heh, and I even found one article that said workers continued brewing beer even after finding out the place was on fire... now that's dedication!
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    Quote Originally Posted by dubord207 View Post
    I hope he doesn't go over to the dark side and start drinking Colt 45 or Haffenrecker Private Stock. Last time I drank Colt I saw God!
    Hey watch that!!! Don't use my name in vain...lol And that is Haffenreffer by the way. The green Death!!!
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    I learned in college that if I could decipher the message under the bottlecap of Haffenreffer, it was time to stop drinking!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sudonim View Post
    I learned in college that if I could decipher the message under the bottlecap of Haffenreffer, it was time to stop drinking!
    heh, or when the horse on the rolling rock bottle would talk to ya...
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    Quote Originally Posted by fins2right View Post
    Do you think it would taste better if we moved the brewery to Maine and added Moxie to the mix?
    It would taste a lot better.
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