Originally Posted by
Hiram357
I think you should get your own thread category Jake! it could be called "Don't Bitch... Get Even!" So i thought i would post current experience that i am uhhh currently experiencing as i type....
the nice neighbors that i have next door keep playing loud bass thumping music all the time, ive gone over there a few times on seperate occasions to ask them to shut the hell up, and then they do and then the next day its the same thing. i've even called the police to shut them up once. So today i was standing here in my irate mood as usual and thought to myself WWDD? Then it came to me! my tv is now up against the wall with the volume up and my favorite Bob Dylan CD playing in the DVD payer with the first track on repeat. So now they can listen to rainy day women 12 & 35 as long as they want tooo!!!! i thought they would appreciate that! everybody must get stoned! haha
am i being unreasonable Dr. Laura???
Are you being unreasonable?
Yes.
Skip the Bob Dylan. Instead do the following.
Put on a CD or multiple CDs with the following musical "artists."
1. Barney the Purple Dinosaur of "I Love You" fame
2. Yanni . . . anything by him or the pan flute guy
3. The Best of HeeHaw CD
4. The Worse of American Idol
5. Any rap
Proceed to turn up CD player volume past "uncomfortably loud" levels to the "it's so loud my ears are now bleeding" level. Push play button. Leave house.
If police later show up inform them that you must have accidentally set the "automatic play timing button."
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Of course you could also decide to start up some new hobbies . . . such as forming your very own garage band and practicing at 2 a.m., trying out yodeling or start watching the opera.
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but the realization that there is something more important than fear."
"Death is only one of many ways to die."